Whether you’re lounging, lifting, or dodging responsibilities, they get the job done (unlike your love life). Soft, breathable, and brutally honest.

 Ultra soft fabric with a surprise print on the left leg. Relaxed fit. Unqualified leadership. Certified comfort.

Comfy, casual, and clearly not IRS-approved. These soft terry shorts feature our “Don’t Pay Taxes” design printed on the leg in that iconic pizza-inspired style. Laid-back fit. Loud message. Zero deductions.

Comfortable, low-key, and maybe just a little honest. perfect for lounging or legally gray activities. No paper trail, just pure comfort.