Ultra soft fabric with a surprise print on the left leg. Relaxed fit. Unqualified leadership. Certified comfort.

Whether you’re lounging, lifting, or dodging responsibilities, they get the job done (unlike your love life). Soft, breathable, and brutally honest.

Comfy, casual, and clearly not IRS-approved. These soft terry shorts feature our “Don’t Pay Taxes” design printed on the leg in that iconic pizza-inspired style. Laid-back fit. Loud message. Zero deductions.

Comfortable, low-key, and maybe just a little honest. perfect for lounging or legally gray activities. No paper trail, just pure comfort.