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Sex Ed Polo
$56.00
$65.00
The shirt she told you not to worry about.. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
The original "Sex Ed" print on front and back
Greater Half sport logo pvc tag on placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Tropical Entanglement Polo
$39.00
$65.00
A bit sneakier than the OG sex ed polo. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Floral version of our famous "Sex Ed" print on front and back
GH sport logo on pvc at bottom of placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Sex-Ed Button Down
$56.00
$65.00
Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence.
Chest Not Checkers Polo
$56.00
$65.00
The shirt she told you not to worry about.. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
The original "Sex Ed" print on front and back
Greater Half sport logo pvc tag on placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Sex Ed Polo
$56.00
$65.00
The shirt she told you not to worry about.. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
The original "Sex Ed" print on front and back
Greater Half sport logo pvc tag on placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Shitshow Supervisor Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Featuring bold embroidery on our signature cotton/nylon rope hat, this one’s built with a 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ protection, and enough attitude to run HR at a demolition derby.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Embroidered front design
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable build
Rope detail above the bill
UPF 50+ rated
Sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – One Size Fits Most
Sex Ed Swim Trunks
$25.00
$45.00
Your favorite print, but now on the most versatile men's swim trunks. Side pockets and no liner allow for all-day wear. Elastic waistband with drawstring closure make these the go-to shorts for all sizes.
Sweet Tooth Golf Polo
$56.00
$65.00
The shirt she told you not to worry about.. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
The original "Sex Ed" print on front and back
Greater Half sport logo pvc tag on placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
iPACK Polo
$49.00
$65.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Greater Half's "iPack" design on front and back
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
MP Cinco De Mayo Polo
$45.00
$65.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Floral design with MP5's and sugar skulls on front and back
Greater Half sport logo pvc tag on placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Sex Ed. Henley Polo
$50.00
$65.00
Crafted against a vibrant blue backdrop, this intricate design invites you to explore the finer details up close. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence.
Overworked Fleece Crewneck
$55.00
$80.00
For those carrying the weight of the world… and getting nothing in return. Ultra-soft fleece meets a brutally honest design.
Soft fleece. Hard truth. You’ll wear it more than you should.
Made from a premium, heavyweight knit fabric (12.5 oz/yd²)
65/35 Ring Spun Cotton/Recycled Polyester 3-end fleece
Drop shoulder, oversized fit for maximum comfort
Smooth exterior with a plush, brushed interior
Overworked/Underf@@ked printed across chest
Tropical Entanglement Button Down
$56.00
$65.00
A bit sneakier than the OG sex ed button down. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance button down is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Floral version of our famous "Sex Ed" print on front and back
GH sport logo on pvc at bottom of placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
MP Cinco De Mayo Button Down
$25.00
$65.00
Embrace the fusion of bold elements with this shirt. Crafted for both comfort and style, this shirt is perfect for any Cinco de Mayo celebration or beachside fiesta. Whether you're soaking up the sun or dancing the night away, our shirt will ensure you stand out with vibrant personality and unmistakable style.
Tiddys
$28.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Tiddys logo printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Sex Ed Polo
$56.00
$65.00
The shirt she told you not to worry about.. Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Our V2 "Sex Ed" print on front and back
Greater Half monogram on left chest and back neck
Green placket and collar
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
MP Cinco De Mayo
$25.00
$45.00
Embrace the fusion of bold elements with these standout swim trunks. Crafted for both comfort and statement-making allure, these mesh-free trunks are perfect for making waves at any Cinco de Mayo celebration or beachside fiesta. Whether you're soaking up the sun or dancing the night away, our "MP Cinco de Mayo" Mesh-Free Swim Trunks will ensure you stand out with vibrant personality and unmistakable style.
IPACK Swim Trunks
$25.00
$45.00
Where retro gaming meets bold style. Dive into nostalgia with these eye-catching swim trunks featuring the iconic Pac-Man outline character in vibrant neon colors. But that's not all – intertwined with the playful Pac-Man motifs are sleek gun outlines, adding an unexpected edge to your beachwear. Crafted for comfort and durability, these mesh-free trunks are perfect for making a statement at the beach, pool parties, or wherever your summer adventures take you. Embrace your love for gaming and stand out from the crowd with our Mesh-Free Swim Trunks.
Sex Ed V2 Swim Trunks
$30.00
$45.00
HIGH DEMAND! This product can take up to 15 business days to ship during this time. Refund or cancel at any time! Free returns/exchanges 30 days after delivery.
Dive into discovery with these unique swim trunks featuring a small captivating pattern. Crafted against a vibrant blue backdrop, this intricate design invites you to explore the finer details up close. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, these mesh-free trunks are crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any aquatic adventure with style and confidence.
Tropical Entanglement Swim Trunks
$25.00
$45.00
With a stylish tropical pattern adorning the fabric, you'll feel like you're on island time wherever you go. Look very closely and you will find a surprise pattern!
Crafted from premium, quick-drying fabric, our swim trunks offer superior comfort and durability. The mesh-free design ensures unrestricted movement, allowing you to enjoy every moment by the water.
Overworked Embroidered Fleece Crewneck
$29.00
$50.00
For those carrying the weight of the world… and getting nothing in return. Ultra-soft fleece meets a brutally honest design.Available in white or black, depending on your mood (or burnout level).
Soft fleece. Hard truth. You’ll wear it more than you should.
Made from a premium, heavyweight knit fabric (12.5 oz/yd²)
65/35 Ring Spun Cotton/Recycled Polyester 3-end fleece
Drop shoulder, oversized fit for maximum comfort
Smooth exterior with a plush, brushed interior
Overworked/Underf@@ked embroidered on left chest
Shut Up Hippie
$21.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Shut Up Hippie printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Shut Up Hippie Hoodie
$29.00
$50.00
Crafted from premium materials, this hoodie offers both style and comfort, perfect for making a statement while staying cozy. Whether you're a history enthusiast or simply love a dose of irreverent humor, this hoodie is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go.
Fabrication: Cotton/ polyester blend
"Shut up hippie" printed on the front chest
Overworked Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Built on our fan-favorite rope hat silhouette, it features a structured 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ sun protection, and a breathable cotton-nylon blend that stays comfortable from tee time to happy hour.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat embroidery
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable
Standard cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
UPF 50+ protection
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Free Scottie
$21.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
"Free Scottie" printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
The King
$21.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Bunker King printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Silver Bullet
$21.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
America printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Short Backswing King
$21.00
$35.00
Made from 100% cotton
GH logo printed on left chest
"Short Backswing King" printed on back
Suck It, England
$21.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Suck It England printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Ghost Party Button Down
$25.00
$65.00
Where Halloween meets paradise in a playful fusion of style. Crafted with comfort and quality in mind, this shirt offers a relaxed fit and premium fabric for all-day wear. Whether you're celebrating Halloween on a sunny beach or adding a touch of tropical flair to your fall wardrobe, this shirt is sure to make a statement. Embrace the spirit of the season with this fun and stylish piece that captures the essence of Halloween with a tropical twist.
Diggin' Divots
$21.00
$35.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Diggin Divots printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Beer, Gun's, Bacon Embroidered Trucker Hat
$20.00
$35.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look.
We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.
Shut Up Hippie Leather Patch Hat
$20.00
$35.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look.
We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.
Overworked T-Shirt
$21.00
$35.00
Too real, too soft, too good not to wear. This tee keeps it blunt featuring a print on the front and center chest for full emotional transparency.Fits great. Feels better. Hurts a little.
Overworked Terry Shorts
$41.00
Whether you’re lounging, lifting, or dodging responsibilities, they get the job done (unlike your love life). Soft, breathable, and brutally honest.
Overworked Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Built on our fan-favorite rope hat silhouette, it features a structured 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ sun protection, and a breathable cotton-nylon blend that stays comfortable from tee time to happy hour.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat embroidery
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable
Standard cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
UPF 50+ protection
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Shitshow Supervisor T-Shirt
$21.00
$35.00
Officially unofficial. This ultra-soft tee features “Sh*tshow Supervisor” front and center — perfect for leading from the front... even if everything behind you is on fire.Wear it proudly. Or ironically. Either works.
Halloween Green Button Down
$25.00
$65.00
Where spooky meets stylish in every stitch. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail and premium materials, this shirt offers both comfort and durability for all your Halloween adventures. Whether you're trick-or-treating with the family or attending a costume party with friends, this shirt is sure to add a touch of charm and personality to your look. Embrace the spirit of Halloween with this must-have wardrobe staple that's as fun as it is fashionable.
Shitshow Supervisor Terry Shorts
$41.00
Ultra soft fabric with a surprise print on the left leg. Relaxed fit. Unqualified leadership. Certified comfort.
Shitshow Supervisor Fleece Crewneck
$29.00
$50.00
Soft, warm, and perfect for when you’re in charge of absolutely nothing going right.Wear it with authority. Or irony. Your call.
Shitshow Supervisor Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Featuring bold embroidery on our signature cotton/nylon rope hat, this one’s built with a 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ protection, and enough attitude to run HR at a demolition derby.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Embroidered front design
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable build
Rope detail above the bill
UPF 50+ rated
Sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – One Size Fits Most
Shitshow Supervisor Fleece Crewneck
$55.00
$80.00
Because someone has to be responsible for the wins and the losses.
Made from a premium, heavyweight knit fabric (12.5 oz/yd²)
65/35 Ring Spun Cotton/Recycled Polyester 3-end fleece
Drop shoulder, oversized fit for maximum comfort
Smooth exterior with a plush, brushed interior
Shitshow Supervisor printed across chest
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Frequently Asked Questions
Orders typically ship within 1-3 business days. All other lead times are rare, but will be listed on the individual product pages. Once shipped, transit can take 2-7 days depending on the service. We offer expedited shipping at checkout.
100% Free Returns & Exchanges for 30 days after delivery on unworn, undamaged items! We want you happy with your products and ready to tell your friends. The items should have their original tags attached. That's all we ask.
We are located just north of Nashville in Bowling Green, Ky. Our team ships all of our orders from our facility at:
129 Dishman Lane
Bowling Green, Ky 42101