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Evade Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$35.00
The Evade Rope Hat brings accountant-core energy with clean flat embroidery that reads: “Evade – It’s my money.” Built on our go-to rope hat silhouette, it’s made with a durable cotton/nylon blend, breathable construction, and UPF 50+ sun protection so you can legally dodge both UV rays and unnecessary expenses.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat front embroidery
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and structured 5-panel Mid Pro fit
UPF 50+ rated
Flat bill with rope accent
Cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Shitshow Supervisor Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$35.00
Featuring bold embroidery on our signature cotton/nylon rope hat, this one’s built with a 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ protection, and enough attitude to run HR at a demolition derby.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Embroidered front design
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable build
Rope detail above the bill
UPF 50+ rated
Sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – One Size Fits Most
Overworked Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$35.00
Built on our fan-favorite rope hat silhouette, it features a structured 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ sun protection, and a breathable cotton-nylon blend that stays comfortable from tee time to happy hour.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat embroidery
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable
Standard cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
UPF 50+ protection
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Greater Half Signature Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$35.00
Made with our classic cotton/nylon blend and built on the same lightweight, structured fit you know and love, this one’s ready for long rounds, bad decisions, and everything in between.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat embroidered Greater Half signature logo
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
5-panel Mid Pro crown
Flat bill with rope accent
UPF 50+ protection
Cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Vette City Country Club T-Shirt
$32.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
Vette City Country Club logo printed on left chest
Vette City Country Club graphic printed across back
Tagless Greater Half Neck Label
Imported
Vette City Racing Crest T-Shirt
$32.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Vette City Flags logo printed on left chest
Vette City Racing Club Crest graphic printed across back
Tagless Greater Half Neck Label
Imported
Black Forest Topo Polo
$59.00
$66.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Black gradient reveals the custom GH topo design over a matching green on front and back
Green placket and collar
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Greater Half Signature Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Made with our classic cotton/nylon blend and built on the same lightweight, structured fit you know and love, this one’s ready for long rounds, bad decisions, and everything in between.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat embroidered Greater Half signature logo
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
5-panel Mid Pro crown
Flat bill with rope accent
UPF 50+ protection
Cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Evade Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
The Evade Rope Hat brings accountant-core energy with clean flat embroidery that reads: “Evade – It’s my money.” Built on our go-to rope hat silhouette, it’s made with a durable cotton/nylon blend, breathable construction, and UPF 50+ sun protection so you can legally dodge both UV rays and unnecessary expenses.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat front embroidery
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and structured 5-panel Mid Pro fit
UPF 50+ rated
Flat bill with rope accent
Cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Overworked Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Built on our fan-favorite rope hat silhouette, it features a structured 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ sun protection, and a breathable cotton-nylon blend that stays comfortable from tee time to happy hour.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Flat embroidery
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable
Standard cotton sweatband with vapor barrier
UPF 50+ protection
Adjustable snapback – OSFM
Shitshow Supervisor Cotton/Nylon Rope Hat
$20.00
$35.00
Featuring bold embroidery on our signature cotton/nylon rope hat, this one’s built with a 5-panel Mid Pro crown, flat bill, UPF 50+ protection, and enough attitude to run HR at a demolition derby.
Available in Black or White.
Details:
Embroidered front design
85% Cotton / 15% Nylon
Lightweight and durable build
Rope detail above the bill
UPF 50+ rated
Sweatband with vapor barrier
Adjustable snapback – One Size Fits Most
Don't Pay Taxes Fleece Hoodie
$58.00
A soft poly/cotton blend hoodie featuring our “Don’t Pay Taxes” design, styled like the classic Domino’s logo. Cozy, clean, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows.
Suck It England Fleece Hoodie
$58.00
Soft, classic fit with a nod to history on the back. “Suck It England” hits in a bold, candy-inspired design. For those who like their freedom cozy.
Make Em Great Fleece Hoodie
$58.00
Ridiculously soft. Mildly suspicious. This hoodie features “Make Offshore Tax Heavens Great Again” with a chill island graphic. For beach lovers, loophole enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good write-off.
Overworked Embroidered Fleece Crewneck
$57.00
For those carrying the weight of the world… and getting nothing in return. Ultra-soft fleece meets a brutally honest design.Available in white or black, depending on your mood (or burnout level).
Soft fleece. Hard truth. You’ll wear it more than you should.
Made from a premium, heavyweight knit fabric (12.5 oz/yd²)
65/35 Ring Spun Cotton/Recycled Polyester 3-end fleece
Drop shoulder, oversized fit for maximum comfort
Smooth exterior with a plush, brushed interior
Overworked/Underf@@ked embroidered on left chest
Shitshow Supervisor Fleece Crewneck
$57.00
Soft, warm, and perfect for when you’re in charge of absolutely nothing going right.Wear it with authority. Or irony. Your call.
Evade Fleece Crewneck
$57.00
Soft fleece. Clean design. Questionable ethics. This crew features a print on the left chest in a logo you might recognize — perfect for staying warm while staying just under the radar.Built for comfort. Worn with irony.
Don't Pay Taxes Terry Shorts
$41.00
Comfy, casual, and clearly not IRS-approved. These soft terry shorts feature our “Don’t Pay Taxes” design printed on the leg in that iconic pizza-inspired style. Laid-back fit. Loud message. Zero deductions.
Overworked Terry Shorts
$41.00
Whether you’re lounging, lifting, or dodging responsibilities, they get the job done (unlike your love life). Soft, breathable, and brutally honest.
Shitshow Supervisor Terry Shorts
$41.00
Ultra soft fabric with a surprise print on the left leg. Relaxed fit. Unqualified leadership. Certified comfort.
Evade Terry Shorts
$41.00
Comfortable, low-key, and maybe just a little honest. perfect for lounging or legally gray activities. No paper trail, just pure comfort.
Shitshow Supervisor T-Shirt
$32.00
Officially unofficial. This ultra-soft tee features “Sh*tshow Supervisor” front and center — perfect for leading from the front... even if everything behind you is on fire.Wear it proudly. Or ironically. Either works.
Overworked T-Shirt
$32.00
Too real, too soft, too good not to wear. This tee keeps it blunt featuring a print on the front and center chest for full emotional transparency.Fits great. Feels better. Hurts a little.
Evade T-Shirt
$32.00
A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Evade logo printed across front
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Don't Pay Taxes T-Shirt
$21.00
$35.00
Heavyweight, soft, and louder than your CPA would like. A classic staple for everyday, this short sleeve t-shirt is built for moving from the course to the function. Made from premium cotton that's smoother than your swing and crafted with absolute comfort in mind.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
7 oz. Slightly Oversized Fit
Don't Pay Taxes printed across the back
Greater Half monogram printed on front chest
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Make Em Great T-Shirt
$21.00
$35.00
Your new favorite write-off. “Make Offshore Tax Heavens Great Again” printed with an island graphic on a tee that’s soft enough to feel like a tax break.Built for loopholes and lazy days.
Wild Mingos Polo
$59.00
$66.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Floral print with white and pink flamingo pattern over top on front and back
Greater Half sport logo on pvc at bottom of placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Clear Skies Polo - Size M ONLY
$29.00
$62.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Fundamentals Button Down
$59.00
$66.00
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this shirt combines comfort with a polished look. With its impeccable fit and timeless appeal, this button-down shirt is a must-have staple for any modern man's closet. Choose your favorite color and experience effortless style.
Fundamentals Button Down
$59.00
$66.00
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this shirt combines comfort with a polished look. With its impeccable fit and timeless appeal, this button-down shirt is a must-have staple for any modern man's closet. Choose your favorite color and experience effortless style.
Fundamentals Button Down
$59.00
$66.00
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this shirt combines comfort with a polished look. With its impeccable fit and timeless appeal, this button-down shirt is a must-have staple for any modern man's closet. Choose your favorite color and experience effortless style.
Fundamentals Button Down
$59.00
$66.00
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this shirt combines comfort with a polished look. With its impeccable fit and timeless appeal, this button-down shirt is a must-have staple for any modern man's closet. Choose your favorite color and experience effortless style.
Fundamentals Button Down
$59.00
$66.00
Crafted from high-quality, breathable fabric, this shirt combines comfort with a polished look. With its impeccable fit and timeless appeal, this button-down shirt is a must-have staple for any modern man's closet. Choose your favorite color and experience effortless style.
Blue Camo Hybrid Shorts
$40.00
$53.00
Embrace your individuality or channel your inner stealth with our Camo Collection Mesh-Free Swim Trunks. Choose your color and dive into the next level of aquatic fashion.
Red Camo Hybrid Shorts
$40.00
$53.00
Embrace your individuality or channel your inner stealth with our Camo Collection Mesh-Free Swim Trunks. Choose your color and dive into the next level of aquatic fashion.
Red Camo Polo - Size 2XL ONLY
$29.00
Proudly bringing you our all original pattern in a number of great colors
Night Ops Camo Polo - Size 2XL ONLY
$29.00
Proudly bringing you our all original pattern in a number of great colors
Sky Blue Camo Polo - Size M ONLY
$29.00
$62.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Greater Half's sky blue camo print on front and back
Greater Half sport logo pvc tag on placket
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Blue Camo Polo
$59.00
$66.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Greater Half's blue and black camo print on front and back
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Black Camo Polo - Size M, 3XL ONLY
$29.00
Clean enough for the office, but made to move with you on the course and beyond. Our Performance Polo is wrinkle resistant, ultra-lightweight, and ready for every occasion.
Fabrication: 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex
Greater Half's black camo print on front and back
Self-fabric collar
Tagless Neck Label
Imported
Black Camo Quarter Zip
$62.00
$78.00
Available in both white and black camo variants, this Q-Zip redefines modern sophistication with its bold yet versatile aesthetic.
Blue Camo Henley Polo
$59.00
$66.00
Designed for the modern adventurer who values both performance and fashion, this polo redefines casual sophistication.
Black Camo Henley Polo - Size S ONLY
$29.00
Designed for the modern adventurer who values both performance and fashion, this polo redefines casual sophistication.
Night Ops Camo Button Down - Size S, M ONLY
$39.00
Available in three versatile colorways - white, black, and olive - this shirt seamlessly combines rugged charm with contemporary style. The subtle yet distinctive camo pattern adds a touch of intrigue to your ensemble, whether you're dressing up for a night out or keeping it casual on the weekend. Crafted from high-quality materials, it offers comfort and durability for all-day wear. Elevate your wardrobe with this essential piece that effortlessly transitions from day to night, making it a must-have for any modern man's closet.