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Sex Ed
$59.00
Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence. The funniest polo on the internet, now in 4 colors!
We guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.
Tropical Entanglement
$59.00
Dive into a world of vivid blues accented by bursts of vibrant orange, where every stitch tells a story of tropical allure and boundless adventure. Crafted from the finest materials, it offers a luxurious feel and ensures breathability and freedom of movement. Make a bold statement with "Tropical Entanglement", where style meets adventure in perfect harmony.
Sex-Ed Button Down
$59.00
Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence.
Sex Ed
$59.00
Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence. The funniest polo on the internet, now in 4 colors!
We guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.
Sex Ed Swim Trunks
$40.00
HIGH DEMAND! This product can take up to 15 business days to ship during this time. Refund or cancel at any time! Free returns/exchanges 30 days after delivery.
Dive into discovery with these unique swim trunks featuring a small captivating pattern. Crafted against a vibrant blue backdrop, this intricate design invites you to explore the finer details up close. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, these mesh-free trunks are crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any aquatic adventure with style and confidence.
iPACK
$59.00
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
The self-fabric collars on our Golf Polos are going to hold up to any challenge and if you don't like collars or the occasion just doesn't call for it, try out one of our Ace Polos featuring our proprietary micro-collar pattern. With a mix of subtle, classic, and bold designs, we guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.
MP Cinco De Mayo
$59.00
Embrace the fusion of bold elements with this shirt. Crafted for both comfort and style, this shirt is perfect for any Cinco de Mayo celebration or beachside fiesta. Whether you're soaking up the sun or dancing the night away, our shirt will ensure you stand out with vibrant personality and unmistakable style.
Soft, buttery, and cool to the touch, we use a special blend, anti-wrinkle fabric that's going to breathe and keep you dry all day long. Our 4-way stretch fabric lets you move freely and is guaranteed to stay tucked if that's your preferred style. At the office, the BBQ, or looking for your ball in the woods, our Range Polos are going to make you look and feel great.
Sex Ed.
$59.00
Crafted against a vibrant blue backdrop, this intricate design invites you to explore the finer details up close. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence.
MP Cinco De Mayo
$59.00
Embrace the fusion of bold elements with this shirt. Crafted for both comfort and style, this shirt is perfect for any Cinco de Mayo celebration or beachside fiesta. Whether you're soaking up the sun or dancing the night away, our shirt will ensure you stand out with vibrant personality and unmistakable style.
IPACK Button Down
$59.00
Made from high-quality, comfortable fabric, it’s perfect for making a statement at casual outings. Stand out in style with this unique and eye-catching piece that combines retro fun with contemporary flair.
Sex Ed
$59.00
Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence. The funniest polo on the internet, now in 4 colors!
We guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.
Beer Me
$59.00
Crafted with the same attention to detail as your favorite brew, this polo is designed to make a statement wherever you go. Where style meets the art of brewing. Crafted for those who appreciate the finer things in life, this polo is a tribute to the rich heritage and culture of beer.
Cool to the touch and extreme breathability means you stay comfortable no matter the occasion, 4-way stretch and water resistant.
Sex Ed
$59.00
Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence. The funniest polo on the internet, now in 4 colors!
We guarantee you love your shirt or your money back.
Chillin and Killin Button Down
$39.00
Featuring playful, cartoon renditions of iconic horror movie characters, this shirt combines spooky charm with everyday style. Made from high-quality, breathable fabric, it offers both comfort and a unique, eye-catching look. Perfect for horror fans, this shirt is a fun addition to your casual or themed wardrobe, making a bold statement wherever you go.
MP Cinco De Mayo
$40.00
Embrace the fusion of bold elements with these standout swim trunks. Crafted for both comfort and statement-making allure, these mesh-free trunks are perfect for making waves at any Cinco de Mayo celebration or beachside fiesta. Whether you're soaking up the sun or dancing the night away, our "MP Cinco de Mayo" Mesh-Free Swim Trunks will ensure you stand out with vibrant personality and unmistakable style.
IPACK Swim Trunks
$40.00
Where retro gaming meets bold style. Dive into nostalgia with these eye-catching swim trunks featuring the iconic Pac-Man outline character in vibrant neon colors. But that's not all – intertwined with the playful Pac-Man motifs are sleek gun outlines, adding an unexpected edge to your beachwear. Crafted for comfort and durability, these mesh-free trunks are perfect for making a statement at the beach, pool parties, or wherever your summer adventures take you. Embrace your love for gaming and stand out from the crowd with our Mesh-Free Swim Trunks.
Sex Ed V2 Swim Trunks
$40.00
HIGH DEMAND! This product can take up to 15 business days to ship during this time. Refund or cancel at any time! Free returns/exchanges 30 days after delivery.
Dive into discovery with these unique swim trunks featuring a small captivating pattern. Crafted against a vibrant blue backdrop, this intricate design invites you to explore the finer details up close. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, these mesh-free trunks are crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any aquatic adventure with style and confidence.
Sex Ed
$59.00
Crafted against a vibrant blue backdrop, this intricate design invites you to explore the finer details up close. Perfect for those who appreciate the beauty in the small things, this shirt is crafted for comfort and durability, ensuring you can embark on any adventure with style and confidence.
Halloween Green Button Down
$49.00
Where spooky meets stylish in every stitch. Crafted with meticulous attention to detail and premium materials, this shirt offers both comfort and durability for all your Halloween adventures. Whether you're trick-or-treating with the family or attending a costume party with friends, this shirt is sure to add a touch of charm and personality to your look. Embrace the spirit of Halloween with this must-have wardrobe staple that's as fun as it is fashionable.
Ghost Party Button Down
$49.00
Where Halloween meets paradise in a playful fusion of style. Crafted with comfort and quality in mind, this shirt offers a relaxed fit and premium fabric for all-day wear. Whether you're celebrating Halloween on a sunny beach or adding a touch of tropical flair to your fall wardrobe, this shirt is sure to make a statement. Embrace the spirit of the season with this fun and stylish piece that captures the essence of Halloween with a tropical twist.
Tropical Entanglement Swim Trunks
$40.00
With a stylish tropical pattern adorning the fabric, you'll feel like you're on island time wherever you go. Look very closely and you will find a surprise pattern!
Crafted from premium, quick-drying fabric, our swim trunks offer superior comfort and durability. The mesh-free design ensures unrestricted movement, allowing you to enjoy every moment by the water.
Tropical Entanglement
$72.00
Experience the ultimate in comfort and performance with our Quarter Zip Pullovers. From the office to the course without changing clothes. Odor and stain resistant and built for the grind, a closet full of these and you're set from October thru April no matter where you live.
Dive into a world of vivid blues accented by bursts of vibrant orange, where every stitch tells a story of tropical allure and boundless adventure. Crafted from the finest materials, it offers a luxurious feel and ensures breathability and freedom of movement. Make a bold statement with "Tropical Entanglement", where style meets adventure in perfect harmony.
Shut Up Hippie
$30.00
$35.00
Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt offers both comfort and style for everyday wear. Whether you're a history enthusiast or simply love a dose of irreverent humor, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go.
Fabrication: 100% Cotton
"Shut up hippie" printed on front chest
Shut Up Hippie Hoodie
$42.00
$50.00
Crafted from premium materials, this hoodie offers both style and comfort, perfect for making a statement while staying cozy. Whether you're a history enthusiast or simply love a dose of irreverent humor, this hoodie is sure to turn heads and spark conversation wherever you go.
Fabrication: Cotton/ polyester blend
"Shut up hippie" printed on the front chest
The Silver Bullet
$50.00
Whether you've been naughty or nice, Greater Half Christmas sweaters are for you! Be sure to ask Santa for high capacity mags and LOTS of ammo. 5.56 green tips make great stocking stuffers!Please Allow 14 Business Days to shipIf ordered after 12/6/2023 we cannot guarantee delivery by Christmas.
Shut Up Hippie
$50.00
Whether you've been naughty or nice, Greater Half Christmas sweaters are for you! Be sure to ask Santa for high capacity mags and LOTS of ammo. 5.56 green tips make great stocking stuffers!Please Allow 14 Business Days to shipIf ordered after 12/6/2023 we cannot guarantee delivery by Christmas.
Free Scottie
$30.00
$35.00
Crafted from high-quality materials, it offers both comfort and durability for everyday wear. Whether you're advocating for justice or standing in solidarity with a cause, our "Free Scottie" T-Shirt is the perfect way to make a statement and show your support.
-Fabrication: 100% Cotton
-"Free Scottie" text and illustration printed on front chest
Bogeys
$30.00
There's no wrong way to make a bogey.
Made from 100% cotton
GH logo printed on left chest
"Bogeys" logo printed on back
The King
$30.00
Made from 100% cotton
GH logo printed on left chest
"Bunker King" logo printed on back
Short Backswing King
$30.00
Made from 100% cotton
GH logo printed on left chest
"Short Backswing King" printed on back
Suck It, England
$30.00
Made from 100% cotton
GH logo printed on left chest
"Suck It, England" logo printed on back
Diggin' Divots
$30.00
Made from 100% cotton
GH logo printed on left chest
"Diggin' Divots" printed on back
Beer, Gun's, Bacon Embroidered Trucker Hat
$29.00
$35.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look.
We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.
Shut Up Hippie Leather Patch Hat
$29.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look.
We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.
Tiddys - Performance 5-Panel Rope Hat
$29.00
$35.00
At Greater Half, we are always happy to provide hats and caps that feature incredible designs while adhering to our high standards of quality. Greater Half is proud to introduce our new line of leather patch hats. Featuring many of our classic designs with a brand-new look.
We also have a large selection of American flag leather patch hats to choose from, as well. We assemble each of our hats right here in the United States of America! Let everyone know what a patriot you are with our large selection of leather patch caps.
Free Shipping On Orders $99+
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Located In Bowling Green, Ky
Frequently Asked Questions
Orders typically ship within 1-3 business days. All other lead times are rare, but will be listed on the individual product pages. Once shipped, transit can take 2-7 days depending on the service. We offer expedited shipping at checkout.
100% Free Returns & Exchanges for 30 days after delivery on unworn, undamaged items! We want you happy with your products and ready to tell your friends. The items should have their original tags attached. That's all we ask.
We are located just north of Nashville in Bowling Green, Ky. Our team ships all of our orders from our facility at:
129 Dishman Lane
Bowling Green, Ky 42101